The Society for General Microbiology is a UK charity that offers funding for microbiologists and also holds a biannual meeting. As it's a general microbiology society and not specific to microbial ecology my interest in meetings tends to vary from year to year. Next week in Edinburgh is the 161st meeting and it looks like an interesting one. I'm not saying that simply because I'm presenting. Honest.
I'm in the Hot-Topic session called “Post-genomic analysis of microbial function in the environment” which is joint with the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) who sponsor my current project. I was a little bit surprised to get a talk, when I submit an abstract for a poster I always tick the 'would you like to be considered for an oral presentation?' box as posters are more easily ignored, and this will probably be the largest audience I've spoken to (at least since assembly at school, we had a big year). As I'm an offered paper rather than an invited speaker I get a slightly shorter slot of 15 minutes. Three to five minutes of that will be reserved for questions leaving me to prepare a 10-12 minute talk. It's an odd length of time, I really can't introduce the subject and cover all the aspects that I would ordinarily include in a longer talk. I think I'm going to give a broad taster of what I'm doing, focussing on approaches that we've decided to take and why rather than presenting detailed results on any one of them. It is easy to slip onto the habit of chucking together formulaic presentations and the shorter time has really made me think about this one.
Hopefully you'll be able to judge for yourself if you can't make it to the meeting (or nod off during my bit – I'm in a fidgety session, just before lunch on the final day of the meeting) as I'll upload the slides to Slideshare and link here. I've also got hold of a lapel microphone and will be recording my talk on my MP3 player. I should be able to sync the two together; voila! a fascinating talk on the metagenomics and metaproteomics of marine polysaccharide-degrading bacteria without the added distraction of my handsome physog. Hopefully it'll also allow me to find out what's wrong with my talks, they always seem to pass in a blur and and people are (mostly) polite afterwards – good for the ego, not so good for improving your technique.
On the topic of talks I should also plug my boss' talk, Prof. Alan McCarthy will be enlightening a rapt (and probably chuckling) audience with the ecology of shiga-toxigenic phage (the ones that make Escherichia coli 0157 as nasty as they are). He's not written it yet - allowing me to be a little smug - as he's being overwhelmed with everyone else's posters to check over; but he is always amusing. No pressure Alan.